THIS ONE TIME I PISSED MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GROCERY STORE AND STARTED CRYING
THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
WAIT THIS WAS MY POST
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
the amount of celebrities i would offer my body to without second thought is astounding
(Source: jessicanights)
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metal